then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
In other news, I just burned my penis
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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