This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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