So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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