I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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