So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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