I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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