Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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