I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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