at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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