where am i from again
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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