I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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