i think i have two assholes
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
