She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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