i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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