i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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