yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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