Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I wish i was in the wii world.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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