literally had 100 drinks last night.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
