sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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