I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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