doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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