I feel great
I just peed on a car
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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