You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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