I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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