it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
