can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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