I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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