i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im six kinds of drunk right now
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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