bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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