i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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