i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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