Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
be right there i have to get my cape
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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