ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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