i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
