yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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