I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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