Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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