Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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