we have officially lost it.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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