In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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