i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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