i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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