bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
