Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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