who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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