Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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