Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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