High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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