just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
