I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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